Water contact advisories issued up and down the Coast
when the raving Chief Boosie Badazz of the Department says:
“All I remember of environmental quality is offering more.”
Boosie charted rainfall waking up in the woods for two days.
We said: “Get Boosie over, her husband has a gun
aimed at these segments of clotted beach
where a swimming advisory red flag
scares the sneaky asleep on the beaches west and east.”
A risk of illness, yes, but don‘t forget:
attendance was double for those who swim
and for the homeless pelican hunters there.
And nobody has stolen anything while the
Beach Task Force warns one stupid jackass visitor
to pick up his jewelry, which becomes a standing
Chief Boosie doesn’t avoid beaches with high bacteria levels
and swims within 24 hours of death being treated
after a significant rainfall. And he said more:
“Tell the people that the Salvation Army is moving in.”
Now the Sheriff decrees no jail time for miscreant realtors
and continues to blame the beach closings on raccoons.
The flying taxis in Dubai take off.
Casino rent fears fix cake.