blood pressure gizmo

sketch

While killing time between blood-pressure readings I
close my eyes & scan the past stuck like bits
of paper that slip down
between the cushions
and get forgotten until

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V£HSUS S0.lA3LISHMSN
TnE BlTlDHIST JUNKMAIL ORACLE
THb I&oen is mirhtier than
the sky as a scr.oll alone could carry
the complete story of all the poets
who aimed their pens at the powerful
– Milton, Shelley, Heine, walt Nhitman,
Swinburne, and so many !Dore.

Here let us only catch the sky in a little mirror, and observe

Okay (&k this one for Egf!!”aple
even if it lacks originality, quality and
intelligence. I feel certain you believe
they contain depth for future purposes. It’s
sick, there is no depth, it’s dead.
Is it really such a problem to come up
or down to the level of your readers?

Don’t make it so difficult & alternative
& natural & the only sensible thing to do

Brother you know beer ads are especially
attractive to teens for the bikini fashion
shows the shortest mini-skirt contests &
making money?
ASK IIe the charge of obscenity is pho-ny.
My guess is that you do not like war
& eLIJAH!! may their hypocritical,
double-standarded days
soon be re- duced to a bad experience
of the past.

Jod is alive …. God is alive ….
God is a- live ….
God is alive is alive
God alive is alive
and “lives in the heart of
one of the most peaceful residential areas/

There are no blacks in his neighborhood.
& “specializes in screened colored help &
resting on Confederate Memorial Day.
and saves 25% ON
Cossack Shirts, Nehru Shirts and Jackets,
Turtlenecks, Knits, Slacks and
Shoes in hot color, Love Beads,
Worry Beads, Pendants and Chains.

Elegantisstmo!

YOU’RE TRAPPED.
NOTHING CAN HELP.
IT’S THE HUMAN CONDITION.
SHUT UP AND
SUFFER.
Pray to Walt Whitman.

Rn RHIl Oil

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Simon lob
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PftIbblUly IIuII CoIII…bu …
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News. of Chinese BUddhism, 19()().
Ages Ago: Thirty-seven Tales

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LUI kno,,” The entire plan has been
improved in the past six months
with voluntary labor. Electrical
and plumbing sys- tems have
been renovated, buildings have
been rebuilt , pl astered and paint- ed.
A new kitchen has been begun,
the stone foundations of a bridge have
been r epai r ed ,
gardens and landscaping have
been started.
… …
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May we be saved from the fearful narrow passage-way of the Bnrno,
May we be placed in the state of the perfect Buddhahood. 9J
When, through intense propensities, we are
wandering in the Sangstira,
Along the bright light-path of the
Simultaneously-born
Wisdom,
May the earthy elements not rise up as enemies;
May it come that we shall see the Realm of the Yellow Buddha.
May the fiery elements not rise up as enemies;
May the clements of the rainbow colours not rise up as

enemies;
MOlY it come that all the Radiances will be known as one’s
own radiances;
May it come that the Tri-Ktiya will be realized in the
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PRAYER FOR GUIDANCE
TO PROTECT ONE FROM BEING
REBORN ON THIS CREEPY PLANET

ye Conquerors and your Sons, abiding in the Ten Directions,
May we be saved from the fearful narrow passage-way of
the Bardo,
May the Mother, She-of-the-Buddha-Eye, be O4,r rear-gunrd,
May we be saved from the fearful narrow passage-way of the Bardo,

May we be placed in the state of the perfect Duddhahood. 5

ULTRA-CONSmVATIVE CR1ln:PS WHO BllLIWl! TRAT WORDS SHOULD BIi: SEliN & NOT H<;)IRD

(recently rev1sed) WORDS SHOULD LIMITID & NOT H”ARD.••

I can’t get anyone to write a damn th about the c1ty. It’s as if everyone knows? everyone is guiltridden. No one seems
to realize that the laws being violated are the laws against the universe. Crimes against the mass unconscious originated by mis-organized POWBR struc-
es which believe that means to murder or imprison your onponent as soon as you can get aws.y with it.

“H;:’S THAT WI! ARR LISTENING TO HIM! II
or DI?” as those individual units you murdered with your color tv anathy DIID.

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H. Golden forgot, only in is the tantric worship of the corpse,
NavasamJna, oracticed everyday. sniritua lly deceased or spiritually controlled entity is the hero of this country, the banker, the fat-impotent minister & rabbi, the country club cosa
nostra & other rare men. Is it any wonder that the american dead & the final great american dream book can be written on a small
stone;

GR;)IT AMmICAN DR;)IM NOV”l.:
W<: Bk!l,l IT!
Rumored: that DOORS pUked allover the stRge confronted with a clevelann audience.
with 1,000 caps of acid, FOR
liidz1 par klIvland1 il-X
Effect,”
a
planet-wide suicidal impulses,

IT IS RUMORED THAT TIM LEAHY GOT HIS THIRTY YEAR VACATION(?) & was sentenced to ATLANTA•••can anyone verify this?

It is a lso rU’llored’ tha t 6 cups of coffee
a’ day will do as much chromosome
damage as LSD & that several
reports unable to
find chrorn. damage have been suppressed.
(of course i don’t recommend experiment-
ing with acid, esu. 1n cleveland which is
conducive only to bad trips.)
& suddenly i’m wondering about the idiots
tha.t :nust t10st hippies wont vote –
do you know why? If they d1d, 1t would be 1llegal. Most hippies don’t work, do you know why? It’s because most hipoies kn fe.ct, who r eally crea ted the hallucina- tion t hat hinpiAs exist a t a ll? The news-

media? For instance, J years ago i was a beatnik leader, last year i was a hippie leader, a month ago i was a psychedelic assassin! Sorry to disappoint all you weaklings looking for a leader, &all you revolutionaries looking for an assassin, &
ala,coolie hat and pajamas. “I went to the en- trance and showed the guard my creden- tials. As I went to go thru the door
my i’rlends started ·screaming: ‘There
a Viet Congl KILLI KILLI KILLI for the boys in the International Trade Mart’
KILL tor the tin,tungsten and riceiKILLI’ meanWhile they shot me with waterguns f1l1ed with red ink. I spun thru the
doors into the lobby and fell dead at the i’eet of the other draftees.

‘RQUND THE WORLD NUDIST ADVENTURE # 12,
are· view of scientist·photographer Ar- mand
covers the four corners of the globe
in-a at the sex practices arid pe- of man and beast. Among the other interesting
and’ illustrated articles, there’s a delightfUl
diary – by a 60·year-young “newcomer”
on his introduction to nudism.

AN ADVENTUROUS 76 PAGES, 16 IN GLORIOUS FULL,COLOR ……....

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soL. DARITy

Purveyors of Anarchist, Marxist & Surrealist books, ., , a ,-‘;;j
human-oril.’nted goal. But how does this goal operate in our society? ety to a burning builc.ling. People around the world who have been building Ie ,n is by collectively getting out of it. There is no other way, taL,’ !1t1!l’ llf th(‘ 1;,:,’ til whi,’i: this luwwledge is put: Extensive stud i(·s What about sociology l’OllLdCt with p{‘ople?
They are supposed to spy

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. 12·
#-Aliens grant ed asylum on
“humamtarllm grounds” to thr .
rai . ee more AmerIcan servicemen
slIlg the number there to 95.
f;TegreHosay t.hat we of the are powerless
to actin case of oral-geni1ii”intimacy,
unless it has in some way.obst structed
interstate
J. Edgar Hoover

nd nip, through it, 1ben, willing or nol,
he finds himself reading it.
You see, even though there are
people who dislike horseshit,
no one has ever claimed tbat it was .dull.
and reluc. tantly admil that it’s true.
If you tbink w i1d·eyed, revolutionary
rr;•••with the invention orf printing,
thoughts spread> so expeditiously
that it ; ‘Jecl:1me possible to acquire
serviceahle ideas witr.out the trouble
of and few of us since then
have c&red to risk im?airment of our minds
using the:g:l.
JAMES CABELL Beyond Life lq19

The bloodpressure gizmo gives me a readinb
I do not like. Now it is passed on

to the past where it lives

qjumbled wid eoidthe res

(With sincerest apologies to The Buddhist Junkmail Oracle, The Great Speckled Bird, The East Village Other, NOLA Express, Kudzu, and all the other underground papers half a century back. Lost? Not yet.)

Text and drawing © R Young

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